Well you know my name is Simon

My workout videos are gathering dust, so Simon decided to encourage me to get off my butt by doing some Pilates moves (with perfect form no less). You can bounce a quarter off his abs.

Simon loves being held high in the air, but as you can see we become drool targets when we play this […]

In the first weeks of Simon’s life I wrote a post describing how he had his father’s calm and peaceful disposition. It has become apparent that this ruse was all part of his sinister plan to make us fall in love with him so we wouldn’t take him back to the hospital’s Returns and Exchanges […]